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kingoftheniall:

Mariah Carey and 50 Cent are tied for worst first pitch in history



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theappleppielifestyle:



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derselala:

facts-i-just-made-up:

Master Post of the best of the great “Show us your dick”-a-thon of 2014.

Here’s the previous one.

holy fucking shit



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Me: *out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*
Random Old Lady: *comes up out of no where with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')
ROL: Isn't he a little old for you?
Me: Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that your a judgmental hag.
Dad: *chokes into his drink*
ROL: You should respect your elders.
Me: You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?
Dad: *chokes on his drink again*
ROL: *storms off*
Dad: *looks at me with a disapproving look*
Me: What?
Dad: Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.


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dennys:

The wizard behind the Denny’s tumblr curtain whenever you guys reblog our posts all like “denny’s wtf, denny’s what’s wrong, denny’s u ok? is denny’s alright? R U OKAY DENNY’S?!?!?!”



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nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

punkdraco:

thelongarmofthelaw:

drowningheta:

queerpotters:

punkdraco:

he is so smart

wonderful Potter

with his scar

and his broomstick

- actual canon line by Draco Malfoy

#’you have told me this at least a dozen times already’ - actual canon reply by lucius

Is there a link to proof…

(it’s not actually canon)

xcuse you

are you calling me a liar

image



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bestfriencl:

carolxdanvers:

the new assassin’s creed looks great

This can’t be the new assassin’s creed, thats a woman.



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miank-libra:



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